A colleague at work was recently asked to gather requirements from his users before progressing some clever ideas he had about some of our products. He responded with a Henry Ford quote from many years ago: ”If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses”. I found myself agreeing with him, [...]
Archive for the 'Geek' Category
http://www.codesqueeze.com/the-ultimate-top-25-chuck-norris-the-programmer-jokes/ “6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().” … ROFL
Agile Hitler
05May09Thanks to Max at codesqueeze for an introduction to Agile Hitler with Hitler’s Nightly Build Breaks. Found a few others as well… Hitler does unit testing The Downfall of Agile Hitler Even more Hitler gems: No Twitter for Hitler Hitler gets banned from Xbox Live
Couldn’t find a reference for this, my apologies to the author … ‘Twas the night before implementation and all through the house, Not a program was working not even a browse. The programmers hung by their tubes in despair, with hopes that a miracle would soon be there. The users were nestled all sung in [...]
Roy Osherove sings about continuous integration and other agile concepts …
