Archive for the 'Geek' Category
http://www.codesqueeze.com/the-ultimate-top-25-chuck-norris-the-programmer-jokes/
“6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().” … ROFL
Agile Hitler
05May09Thanks to Max at codesqueeze for an introduction to Agile Hitler with Hitler’s Nightly Build Breaks.
Found a few others as well…
Hitler does unit testing
The Downfall of Agile Hitler
Even more Hitler gems:
No Twitter for Hitler
Hitler gets banned from Xbox Live
Couldn’t find a reference for this, my apologies to the author …
‘Twas the night before implementation and all through the house,
Not a program was working not even a browse.
The programmers hung by their tubes in despair,
with hopes that a miracle would soon be there.
The users were nestled all sung in their [...]
Roy Osherove sings about continuous integration and other agile concepts …
My Geek Code
06May07According to the official geek code, I am not much of a geek at all. Although it appears to be considerably out-dated…
—–BEGIN GEEK CODE BLOCK—–
Version: 3.1
GCS d+ s: a- C++ ULUS P++ L+ E W++ N+ o– K—- w O+ M+ V- PS PE+
Y– PGP- t— 5– X– R- tv– b+ DI+ D- G [...]
