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The Ultimate Top 25 Chuck Norris “The Programmer” Jokes

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“6. Chuck Norris doesn’t need garbage collection because he doesn’t call .Dispose(), he calls .DropKick().” … ROFL

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1 Chuck Norris Facts Posted May 20th, 2010 - 7:00 am

There is no ‘Ctrl’ button on Chuck Norris’ computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

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RT @jerbear2099: Shit Canadians Say, Eh?: http://t.co/LAwSBIb9 via @youtube 06:01:57 AM January 28, 2012 from Twitter for iPhone Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @jwcarroll: @unclebobmartin @jon_cham I would dare say that developers who "write a lot of code" are often the SOURCE of many problems. 04:34:46 PM January 27, 2012 from Twitter for iPhone Reply Retweet Favorite
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RT @TechCrunch: Google Spent Nearly $2 Billion On 79 Acquisitions In 2011 http://t.co/3QimdCaD by @leenarao 04:31:41 PM January 27, 2012 from Twitter for iPhone Reply Retweet Favorite
Web economy set to double by 2016 http://t.co/cqNtv4qS 12:34:47 PM January 27, 2012 from Safari on iOS Reply Retweet Favorite
RT @pekpongpaet: There are now more iPhones sold than babies born in the world every day http://t.co/1XECoD42 11:46:39 PM January 25, 2012 from Twitter for iPhone Reply Retweet Favorite
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